近日笑料多:既可笑又可悲的中国足球
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[下文来自新浪博客-黄健翔] 求助！！求救！！我比巴西更害怕！！ (2008-08-13 13:31:15)
跪求今晚工体阿根廷：塞尔维亚足球门票两张，只为治疗自己的自虐，不在家看电视转播的中国：巴西！
看来没有什么好心人啊，谁有票都还自己留着去看梅西呢，自己还想不看中国队的比赛呢。“己所不欲，勿施于人”。我怎么能要求别人牺牲自己拯救我呢？
所以，我只好提前找些理由，鼓励自己有勇气看中国对巴西的比赛转播。 于是我看到小罗再战中国要重演2002 邓加：巴西从不打友谊赛，迭戈：小罗已恢复昔日魔力 我们会尊重中国国奥，阿圭罗：中国国奥很努力马拉多纳救不了中国足球。我知道了，南美双雄对中国足球的态度非常端正，正在把奥运会足球赛当作新赛季的赛前集训的小罗、迭戈等巴西大牌，已经渐入佳境，决不会错过在伟大的北京奥运赛场上留下自己的看家绝学的美妙镜头的机会，所以，我有足够的理由期待来自足球王国的天才们的桑巴艺术表演——管他倒霉的对手是谁呢？他们考虑过我们的感受吗？ 可是我又看到：谢亚龙：拿出200%给我拼巴西 要让对手来害怕我们，国奥无兵连夜申请换队员 朱挺紧急复活首发的内幕。 还没等巴西队害怕，我就已经先怕怕了。我求你了，谢主席，您老人家省省吧？！还200%！还要让人家来害怕？！难道你还要再出现几个野蛮伤人动作和丢人的红牌吗？你以为今天的现场球迷会支持你的队伍踢小罗吗？你以为我们真的相信你的200%就很吓人了吗？0的20000%还是0！！！ 昨天周宁告诉我，他在国奥输给比利时当晚贴出的那篇博客死的干干净净挺好，居然被足协某官员电话“沟通”了：你是老队员，在困难时刻，要多帮助小队员，别光骂。 话说得真有水平，和谐、友善、宽容、人性。中国足球脚上的功夫要是有这水平的一半就好了。 骂你？骂你的人早都没了！！！你们也不睁开眼睛好好看看，在奥运会上中国选手一片丰收的背景下，还有谁有闲心骂你们？！！？见过臭美的，没见过这么臭美的！别不要脸了！！也就是我们这样的神经病受虐狂还愿意搭理你们！！ 我们骂你你怎么不安排人打电话来“沟通”啊？对了，我们不是老运动员，不是你们足球界的一家人，是外人，是外行。可是，每每就是我们这些外行，早早地比你们就准确地预见了你们的失败，看穿了你们那点蝇营狗苟，戳穿了你们的那点小把戏。不是我看不起你们，就你们这点水平，横向比，不如中国体育的优势项目的领导层业务过硬人品优秀，纵向比，和你们的前辈比，你们也是黄鼠狼下耗子——一窝不如一窝！！就连我们这些外行、外人，不是也一次次把你们怎么死的都提前算计的准准的了吗？你们还有什么可不服的？就你们这点人品和智商，烧煤球都不是聪明的，都得被煤球师傅天天抽板子，你们也配搞足球！！？？我呸！！！呸呸呸！！ 还“帮助”！！？？我倒是想帮助呢，你们让我们去吗？你们多专业多内行啊，那是你们家的自留地，你们的产业你们的营生，怎么能随便给别人指手画脚呢？连你们自己内部都杀得天昏地暗，哪里轮得到我们外人去“帮忙”？骂你们你们就想起来让人家“帮助”了，司马昭之心——路人皆知，不就是想堵住别人的嘴吗？你堵得住全国球迷的嘴吗？ 现在大家懒得骂你们了，没人搭理你们了，你们多踏实啊。好好抓业务吧，再也没有人给你们添乱了，你们会被彻底遗忘的。你们“安息”吧。安安静静，休养生息。 |
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